Tuesday, June 06, 2006 | By: Unknown

The family that deals together..gets busted together.

And by family..I mean the whole family..good god,even the in-laws were working it...seriously!

The George Gutierrez family finally got popped for all that high-living and drug dealing..poor pater-familias Georgie got a little over 24 years behind bars. The linkage is here.

In other news, my life sucks moose balls..I got a sick kitten, I got a ticket for not wearing a friggin seatbelt eventhough I wear the damn thing religiously. I took it off because I was choking to death whilst crossing six lanes of traffic to get to the side of the road for fear I would lose consciousnous and take out all those nasty LA drivers on Sunday afternoon. I forgot that I had friggin jury duty yesterday,so I had to call and give em a song and dance..now its postponed for two weeks. My doctor WILL be signing a "get out of jury duty" card for me Thursday,you can bet your sweet ass on that one. My poor little sister Laurie had her TOP jaw broken by her dentist..while removing a tooth no less..these things happen they say..I say where's the baseball bat you fucktard.

Speaking of fucktards..how do you like the picture?

9 people gave us their .02 cents:

John Q. Public esq. said...

hey sister,

just click on the pic and go steal at will from my flicker acct. I cant remb. where I picked the photos up at...

all my best...


Anonymous said...

I have never heard of a dentist breaking a jaw. I don't even see how it is possible unless he gave sis a good fat sock to the cheek.

Needless to say, I wouldn't visit that dude again.

CoffeeBigPlz said...

That is just too damn funny quite frankly!

Balloon Pirate said...

waitaminnit...you were pulling over to fix your seatbelt, cuz it was strangling you, you unbuckled it for a second while you were pulling over, and the cops ticketed you for that?

Sheesh. Well, next time, just pass out and crash your car, killing yourself and a few dozen around you, and snarl traffic even worse because of it.

At least you won't be ticketed!


jagular said...

Moose balls? Wow, that's a pretty vivid image. That's an awful lot of sucking going on for just one life.

Hang in there, Dusty. They tell me it gets better.

UnHoly Diver said...

Sorry babe...that sucks the big one. Life keeps getting in the way of life doesn't it?

lecram sinun said...

Dang, dusty! Hope things pick-up for the better soon for you.

The "Meet The Fuckers" thing is pretty funny!

The Stiltwalker said...

moose balls! HILARIOUS! Damn I hope she was under anesthesia when he was jacking up her jaw. That's some serious shit.

Unknown said...

Stilt..she WASN'T
B..life does get in the way of life..lol
jag..thanks sweetie
Marcel..it can get worse but I hope not :)

Pirate..my point exactly..choke and crash or take off the seatbelt and pull over.

Sonic..its possible, but the resulting infection really was the topper.

John Q..thanks babe..