Friday, September 16, 2005 | By: Unknown

Yank$ win..Bosox lose..this ain't good..plus other sports stuff.

The wheels are coming off in beantown..maybe normal folks aren't panicky yet..but i fucking am! The Yank$ won again, that makes 4 friggin wins in a row..whilst the Red Sawx lost..the beantown boys are now a paltry 5-5 in the last ten and the Yank$ are 7-3 in the same period..if you do the math..well, it means your good at adding and subtracting PLUS it means Boston's lead is down to SQUAT..a lousy game and a half..dats it!!! The evil empire is on the upside, the world series champs are chumps..ok not chumps..but they are folding like a tent in a tornado. Pray for dem Sawx please..

The Chi Sox are pulling the same shit as of late..their comfy lead is dying as we speak..their record: 3-7 in the last ten whilst the Cleveland Indians are 9-1..using the same math principles we come to the same conclusion..the White Sox are sucking ass..

The Astros are in first in the wild card race..by a freaking hair..half a game..Andy P pitched a good game for his sixth straight win..where was this fucker last year when i had him on like 10 fantasy teams..I'll tell ya..having surgury..but this year he rocks and so be it..the Marlins and Phillies are tied for second in the wc race..go stros!

The St. Louie Cards have clinched a spot in the playoffs..only team so far to do that..the hapless Padres beat Barroid Bonds and the Giants tonight..Praise Jesus..those losers needs all the help they can get..my Pads not the Giants..

If any of you saw Monday Night Foosball..there was a bruhaha of sorts prior to the game..someone said something shitty to someone else and a pissing contest began..big fucking babies can't handle a little trash talk? any who..ten guys got fined and the asshole that put a big illegal hurt on McNabb, defensive tackle Chris Lavalais, got a $7500 slap on the wrist..big friggin deal..Donovan got his bell rung and a chest contusion..Lavalais used his helmet to spear my man McNabb..chicken shit sumbitch..can you tell who my favorite QB is??

Jackass extraordinaire Senator John McCain is starting up his bullshit again regarding steroids..he has requested the prescence of all the heads of the major sports to come before him again and talk about their policies..the jackass has also proposed a bill that would mandate drug-testing standards for major pro sports..doesnt this fucktard have something better to do than sweat which athlete is shooting up roids in his ass? I too think they are too lenient in testing and punishing these guys but its not an issue to be dealt with by our boys in the senate and congress..you can not legislate common sense..it just doesnt work..besides last time I checked we got a fucking war and a huge natural disaster than wiped out most of the Mississippi delta..somehow I think this shit should be at the top of everyone's list in Washington...not wasting my fucking tax money on hearings and grandstanding before the media about what a travesty it is and how horrible these guys are for cheating..McCain just wants to stay up front for his possible Presidential run..dipshit will never get my vote this way..thats a fact jack..

For the one hockey fan i know(insert Thom here :) )...All the NHL camps opened up and Ronnie Francis retired after 23 years in the NHL..I loved him when he was with the Pens..he won two Stanley Cups and ranked as one of the NHL's career leaders in games played, goals, assists and points. He is second to Wayne Gretzky(da Great One) with 1,249 assists, and ranks among the league's all-time leaders with 1,731 games (third), 549 goals (19th) and 1,798 points (fourth). He's a remarkable 42 years young but his body has finally told him no more hockey..he will be missed..by me at least..

On the Nascar circuit..Jeff the whiner Gordon DID NOT make the race to the chase..meaning he missed the cut-off for Nascar's 10 race playoff for the championship..makes me smile dont you know?? My man Tony Stewart is in and some folks think hes gonna get a second championship this year the way he's been racing the last six weeks..from their mouth to god's ear goes the saying..Dale Earnhardt aka Junior didnt make it into the chase either..wonder if his dad is cussing up a storm in heaven..I left husband number three the day Dale Sr. died..the only Daytona 500 I ever missed..and I am glad I wasn't watching in retrospect.

That's it sportsfans..your sports news in a nutsack..er nutshell..

8 people gave us their .02 cents:

Jill said...

Woot! I'm sooo happy about Jeff "The Rainbow Warrior" not getting in. I hate that wuss. I'm very glad that Tony made it in. He's one of my top 3 favorites. First being DJ. I'm sad that he didn't get in but glad he got his revenge! But, my 3rd favorite is Junior. Hell he's young enough for a go around next season. He'll get it together!

CozyMama said...

Cub fan here!


Even when they suck.

Phats said...

GO BOILERS!!! BOILER UP!

kitten said...

y hubby and boys are off to the game sunday...as for me, Ill be shopping lol. But Ill cross my fingers for a good result. As for Gordon, Blech. hes SO not a man...he makes me sick..and he does whine....he even whines when he talks..plus, he wont sign autographs for little kids..( twice we have been in his tent at races and hes just to busy...) ..jerk.

ave a great weekend , my friend!

Thomcat said...

i don't want to talk about baseball, damn mariners ....
now, i personally think that fight before the monday football game was just ridiculous too ... i mean, what a way to represent your team and your league ...
i heard this steroids thingee with lance armstrong, the head of the bicycling association (can't remember who) came out with papers saying that lance tested positive for steriods in 1999, thus stopping lance's thoughts of coming back to race again. lets put this in perspective . if you get hired by any business that requires a drug test... it's all kept confidential and the results are immediate , aye or nay ... - how the hell would you like it if your boss came out and said... 'hey thom, you are fired , i got your pee n see test results back from 5 years ago and you were a cokehead then so, later dude ..' or whatever ... not professional there either ...
ok, onto hockey ... bout fucking time baby !!! wayne won't do too much in phoenix , sorry ... great player, great guy , hot wife ... but still , coaching is different, and coaching a mediocre team brings the worst out of new coaches ... lots of free agency action over july ... i don't know who is on what team anymore ... kinda exciting ... looking forward to it ...
have a good one dusty :)

LBseahag said...

hey...i was almost in yer neck of the woods today...Bakersfield....
and then I hit the accelorator and never looked back.... :P

The Zombieslayer said...

Dusty - despite our political differences, I love reading your blog because you're a bigger sports nut than I am.

doesnt this fucktard have something better to do than sweat which athlete is shooting up roids in his ass?

Can McCain go a day without harassing someone? And of all people, why do the good people of Arizona keep voting that idiot back in? I hate McCain.

My fav QB is Favre, but have soft spots for Vick and Hasselback. McNabb I'm indifferent about. I'd root for him though if they're representing the NFC this year in the SB, which they just might be. I hate the AFC.

FantasticAlice said...

Rock on Cards! I will be watching the playoffs. Leave it to you Dusty to give us the low down scoop on what is going on without all that annoying hype.