Saturday, July 02, 2005 | By: Unknown

A precious quote from the blog of John Q. Public

You DO NOT have to be a male to participate:
The difference between "guts" and "balls"... Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?" Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next. "

I don't know..I just like it..

2 people gave us their .02 cents:

Rat In A Cage said...

You're next.

Anonymous said...

If you're going out with your mom on the broom, don't stay out too late; you're next.