Top Ten Rafael Palmeiro Excuses
10. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't do it"
9. There wasn't a Starbucks around and I needed a quick pick-me up"
8. "I enjoy the fresh minty flavor"
7. "Uhh, I lost it in the sun?"
6. "Somebody must've slipped something into my Viagra"
5. "Steroids illegal?! Since when?"
4. "Heard steroids give your mustache a glossy coat"
3. "Memory loss from steroid use made me forget I was on steroids"
2. " 'Roids rule, dude!"
and the best one of all.....
1. "How am I supposed to keep track of every single thing I stick up my ass?"
RBC Heritage: Ludvig Åberg uses militaristic approach to remain in
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[image: Ludvig Åberg, RBC Heritage] Ludvig Åberg during the second round
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Ludvig Åberg ...
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6 people gave us their .02 cents:
HAHAHA! Fucking Letterman!
I like the video/song too.
OH yeah, oh yeah, and the new avatar!
Thief....:-P I posted the same thing on my blog two days ago. I still love ya though, Boo. ;-)
of course I know nobody threatened him. I trust him. To lie about everything. Thanks ten zillion for all your support, though And 54 cheers to you for writing him. You know he's supposed to be some great war hero, and so even if you did...any way.
I'm sad to report that I cannot invite you to Texas for the BB King show.
HES NOT COMING HERE!
:0(
as someone suggested he should contact tyler hamilton for a plethora of plausible explanations...
hilarious times 5!
Raffey's finger pointer reminds me of the quote "I did not have sex with that woman..."
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