Friday, August 19, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

joke of the day..

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife, pinched her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get rid of your control top panty hose."
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of herbreasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid of your bra."This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him by his "wackie."With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and your brother.

3 people gave us their .02 cents:

FantasticAlice said...

That was hysterical.... but the brother part at the end really sent it home.

bsoholic said...

LOL!

Thomcat said...

i wouldn't be surprised if this was a future viagra commercial ...