Monday, August 01, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

For the love of god or perhaps baseball..Another candidate for FOTW

This one deserves one of my favorite sayings: Jesus Christ in a Thong what was he thinking?

He ranted and railed against 'Roids in front of a congressional committee and national TV. He threaten Jose Canseco for writing about him in his "tell all" book. Rafael aka Raffy Palmiero is cooling his heels for a 10 game suspension for using...you guessed it folks..Steroids, the fucktard got caught violating MLB's drug policy..you remember the one, it gives them four strikes before they actually get any penalty's for using performance enhancing drugs. Just a mere four fucking months ago he said this live and in living color about using steroids. Raffy of course issued a statement regarding this suspension you can read it here. Let me say this.. after all the rhetoric your a liar and a cheater.....either that or your one stupid sumbitch.

11 people gave us their .02 cents:

Thomcat said...

hehe - big ooops

Bruce said...

And I always thought Sammy would be the first big name. Oh well...

And now Jose is claiming MLB could very well have set Raffy up. Talk about a FOTW...

SemiMBA said...

Raffey's pointing index finger reminded me of Clinton's act "I did not have sex with that woman"

All of MLB is becoming a bunch of fucktoids. Bonds is king of that arena.

The Zombieslayer said...

I stopped watching baseball in 1995 after that strike. I lost all respect for baseball players after that.

They make millions playing a kid's game. 75% of of NFL players leave the game with at least one serious injury. So many hockey players are missing teeth. Basketball is such hard work that I personally know one friend who collapsed and died on the court and heard of many others who have done the same in college. But baseball players are still the whiniest of all professional sports in this country.

Lyvvie said...

Oh dear, that's classic!

I however thought he was talking about the other kind of "Roids" when I started reading this. I had a two second "HUH???" trying to figure out why he would want to talk about those on national television. Celebrities!

need coffee...I'm feeling like your icon.

Jenn said...

Hey, Dusty.

Here's what you gotta do for the video not to start automatically.

Actually, I see you've figured it out. Or not. It's won't play when I click play.

Anyhow, if you wann try this, in the html you'll see the part that say's "autostart" followed by "true" Change the true to "false" and you should be all set.

Sorry it always takes me so long to help. Best way is to catch me on IM's.

daisyduke said...

another damned assRanger (former, albiet) bites the dust. 'least we got rid of the Ho!
(I liked that the music came on automatically, and played over and over)

dusty said...

daisy..the music isnt playing..at least on my shitty computer it isnt..and thanks for the "HO"..i am quite sure you will enjoy Phil Nevin who hasnt had a productive year in the last four and finds his way to the DL at least three times each and every season..

John Q. Public esq. said...

"steroids?? I thought that congressman said steer rides"

JQP

daisyduke said...

!no wonder raffy needs viagra!

Col. Dr. said...

maybe he's ultra-Catholic and he's like, the Virgin Mary of steroids.

The Virgin Hormone Injector, get your plastic statues while they're still cheap and easy to ship.