Friday, August 05, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

Raffy Palmiero gets the Letterman Top 10 treatment

Top Ten Rafael Palmeiro Excuses
10. "Pete Rose bet me I wouldn't do it"
9. There wasn't a Starbucks around and I needed a quick pick-me up"
8. "I enjoy the fresh minty flavor"
7. "Uhh, I lost it in the sun?"
6. "Somebody must've slipped something into my Viagra"
5. "Steroids illegal?! Since when?"
4. "Heard steroids give your mustache a glossy coat"
3. "Memory loss from steroid use made me forget I was on steroids"
2. " 'Roids rule, dude!"

and the best one of all.....
1. "How am I supposed to keep track of every single thing I stick up my ass?"

8 people gave us their .02 cents:

Jenn said...

HAHAHA! Fucking Letterman!

I like the video/song too.

Jenn said...

OH yeah, oh yeah, and the new avatar!

Paul said...

Haha. That's awesome.

Bruce said...

Thief....:-P I posted the same thing on my blog two days ago. I still love ya though, Boo. ;-)

daisyduke said...

of course I know nobody threatened him. I trust him. To lie about everything. Thanks ten zillion for all your support, though And 54 cheers to you for writing him. You know he's supposed to be some great war hero, and so even if you did...any way.
I'm sad to report that I cannot invite you to Texas for the BB King show.

Mike said...

as someone suggested he should contact tyler hamilton for a plethora of plausible explanations...

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SemiMBA said...

hilarious times 5!

Raffey's finger pointer reminds me of the quote "I did not have sex with that woman..."