Thursday, August 25, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

Jesus Christ on a Ritz..the cows are farting too damn much..

O MY FUCKING GOD...I have now read everything..well, not really but according to National Geographic and the Air Pollution Control District, the reason I can't breathe here in Bakersfrigginfield is the large population of dairy cows fart too much..i kid you not sports fans..their flatulence is the main cause for smog in the San Joaquin Valley..we are the biggest smog area in the United States now, I have known this for some time. We surpass Hell-A with the most smog alert days in the year..and its the fucking cows..who knew?The link to the National Geo. article is here.

8 people gave us their .02 cents:

An80sNut said...

I still figure that there has to be a way to stuff pipes up there so we would have a constant source of real natural gas. Too bad we haven't found a way to separate the crap from the gas hose.

Jenn said...

Hahah! I find this extremely amusing.

Eat a cow, bitches!

The Zombieslayer said...

You sure it's their farts? I heard this before, but was under the impression it was their belches that cause this problem.

Vavoom said...

It's a good thing I don't live there... I'm afraid I'd only contribute to the smog problem.

dusty said...

ZS..farts belches..i dont care which it is..its hysterical..

Col. Dr. said...

Cow ass strikes again. First the White House...now Bakersfrigginfield!

snavy said...

That is just beyond disturbing! LOL!!!!

illimitable voices said...

in an energy crisis we should run our cars on cow farts.