Football season is here..praise jesus..I think.

I know none of you give a rats ass about the Chargers..too bad..I am writing about them anyway.

During the off-season they dumped Drew Brees. They are now hanging their hopes and dreams on Phillip Rivers..jeebus..a rookie qb..thats always a fun way to start the season.

The GM had the nads to tell CBS Sportsline, and I quote: He would be "devastated" if the Chargers don't get to the playoffs this year...

Ok..if your done laughing..here is the real punchline, from Rivers his own self: "I don't have to come in and do too much. I don't have to come in and make miraculous things happen. I just have to make big plays when they present themselves and do what they ask of me. But, first and foremost, I have to lead the guys; then everything else will take care of itself."

First off, let me say that the first sentence he utters "he doesn't have to do much"..huh? Your the qb dipshit..you have to get the ball down the field among other things.THEN..in the third sentence he states "I just have to make big plays." He is either very laid back..or just thinks its all good.

Let me say, I don't have a whole lotta hope for this season. The guy makes about as much sense when he speaks as George Bush. And we know what a bang up job he's been doing. Perhaps this double-speak bs is part of the plan..who friggin knows..I just won't be betting the Chargers to get into the SB this year when I go to Vegas next.