Friday, August 11, 2006 | By: Dusty Taylor

Nimrod of the day.

8/11/2006, 3:45 p.m. CT The Associated Press

CHARLESTON, W.Va. (AP) — Sometimes when nature calls, there's no time to delay, but a Kentucky man sure picked the wrong spot for a pit stop.

Michael Ray Hunter, 37, found out Wednesday night that the parking lot of the West Virginia State Police headquarters in South Charleston isn't the right spot.

Trooper J.S. Crane just happened to be walking nearby as Hunter was relieving himself.

As Crane approached, he smelled alcohol. That discovery led Crane to the pickup truck where Hunter's buddy, James Alan Richardson, 40, was checking phone messages.

During a search of the truck, Crane and another trooper found a marijuana pipe and pills for which Richardson had no prescription.

Both men were arrested for public intoxication. Hunter also is charged with indecent exposure and Richardson is charged with possessing controlled substances.

Stolen from fark.

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Bruce said...

This actually happened to my brother when he lived in VA Beach, except he ended up taking a leak in the VA Beach police dept. parking lot.

S. R. said...

Did he get arreted/ticketed Bruce?

These guys are idiots. Then again, when on the road, I almoast never piss out in the open. Too vulnerable.

Bruce said...

Yes, he spent the night in the slammer. At least he wasn't driving...