Tuesday, October 04, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

Time for a little brevity..baseball aint going so well..

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally nude, in a garden while a sexy, beautiful, big breasted, nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to a strategic organ of his anatomy and they were told that anyone whose bell rang when she danced in front of them would not be ordained because he had not reached a state of purity. The beautiful nude model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all of the priests until she got to the final priest, Carlos. Poor Carlos. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that if Flew off, clattering across the ground and laid to rest in nearby foliage.
Embarrassed, Carlos quickly scrambled to where the bell came to rest. He bent over to pick it up......
Then all the other bells started to ring.

7 people gave us their .02 cents:

An80sNut said...

I really liked that one. What you didn't say is that Carlos was only 12.

The Zombieslayer said...

Heh. I heard this in the 4th grade. Forgot about this one.

Spexial said...

lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 2 funny!!!

FantasticAlice said...

HAHAHAHA, that was great! Gonna have to tell that one at home... or to at least a few Catholics!

Sorry to hear about the Padres, :-(

bsoholic said...

HAHAHAHA ROFLMAO!!! Too funny!

Queen of Ass said...

Iew, my. Poor, poor Carlos.

daisyduke said...

LOL!!!