Monday, April 24, 2006 | By: Dusty Taylor

What a long strange trip its been..for Dutch Daulton

Darren Daulton is a cutie..nice buns, afterall, he was a catcher. I never figured him for a rocket scientist..but I also never figured him for a metaphysicist type. I do not condone or abhor his belief in another plane of being. I have heard the hypothesis quite a few times in my life. It makes sense if you follow it from the beginning actually. But then, snakeoil salesmen are good at making their case too, aren't they? If Dutchie hadn't been busted for spousal abuse numerous times and the occasional DUI,and time in the slammer..more people might not dismiss his theories.

What's sad is that all the sports media conglom's are jumping all over this right now. Its in print over at SI, its little essay's on ESPN and Real Sports w/Bryan Gumball(not a typo). They all let him have his say, then they tell ya what a putz he has been for the last 10 years. I think his ex-wife isn't helping matters either, but then..she thinks he's nuts.

I don't think Dutchie is nuts, just maybe a tad misguided. Or perhaps he isn't following the program in the manor its meant to be..I don't know. I just know the press is having a field day with this shit. And its pissing me off. If you don't have a clue what I am talking about, a decent explanation of metaphysical belief is here. Its that time/space thingy where everything exists on a different reality level..I am not in the mood to explain it to you, my dear reader :P

6 people gave us their .02 cents:

Sonicrusk said...

Poor guy. I always kind of liked the Phillies.

dusty said...

He's happy as a clam Sonic, thats my point..he thinks the rest of us are out there. He firmly believes in the astral plane bs, and he doesn't care what people think about him.But its tough to make a living when everyone thinks your a few bricks shy of a full load and Darren is broke..and would love to manage..like thats gonna happen.

Sonicrusk said...

and he pissed away two hot wives. Broke bloke.

dusty said...

and he's not paying his child support so he gets to do jail time on that too. sad..so sad.

Sky Captain said...

Hey Dusty thanks for the post..As Of right not in about 2-3 weeks I'll be starting my commerical training...

Col. Dr. said...

Tad misguided, probably, but then again, who apart from me, you and that alien we don't tell people about really know what's going on?

Hmmm?

Metaphysics are a pile of crap, because you can take any random combination of possibilities and "prove" their possibility, because possibility is exactly the non-science of being possible. People are addicted to ideas, and happy endings somehow just "have" to be there or they can't get through life.

I say, we're all fucked, and it only gets worse, so let's enjoy today.