Monday, April 03, 2006 | By: Dusty Taylor

Opening day..was..well..interesting.

First off, lemme say the DODGERS SUCK!!!! :) Hell-A and Atlanta played a slug fest today with a final score of 11-10..jesus christ in a thong..thats some pitching ain't it!

The cubbies(this is for DAVE) beat the living shit out of the Cinncy Reds 16-7. Now, I posted about this game last week. The Shrub(aka President Bush)tossed out the first pitch for the Reds, and I told ya that wasn't a good thing..I rest my case.

My beloved Padres beat the Giants and Barroid Bonds 6-1. Barry got a ground rule double and that was about it for the Giants..too bad, thanks for coming..drive home safely. Peavy pitched a decent game after he settled down.

The Boston Redsox won with Schilling on the mound over the poor Ass-Rangers. Made me smile, I used to love ol Curt when he was a Dback..that world serious where they beat the yanks in the 7th game..I still remember it like it was yesterday. I had just moved back to San Diego from Mesa, AZ. Most thrilling world series in years.Dbacks have sucked ever since.

St. Looey Cards crucified those gents from Philly 13-5. Pujols went yard TWICE even! Hope that made Bruce smile..he's been under the weather lately. Scotty Rolen hit a grannie and it was a massacre sportsfans you could of went home after the 4th inning when the Cards got eight guys across homeplate.

Dbacks lost to the Rockies but it did take 11 innings till their pitching went into the toilet. Webb pitched a good game,only giving up one run..thats the story of Webbs life, he pitches well and the bullpen fucks him in the ass more times than not.

The Mets beat the gNats 3-2. Former Padre X. Nady went 4 for 4. I knew the Padres screwed up by trading his ass for Cameron..bastards. The dos Carlos' went 0-fer..leaving like 6 guys on base..way to go you overpaid hacks. Pauly LoDuca went 2 for 4. I liked Pauly even as a Dodger, good catchers are worth their weight in gold..speaking of catchers....

Mikie Piazza hit a homer in his first at bat off the first pitch from Jason Schmidt..I went screaming through the house singing his praises and forgetting that I thought it was the dumbest move they have ever made by acquiring him in the offseason. He tied the game 1-1 and the Padres never looked back.

Ok..I fucked off all afternoon, gotta go finish up work..have a good monday evening..stay dry..its been raining all day up and down Cali..

Edit: Bucks funeral was filled with music and funny stories about him. It started with Chris Hillman of the Byrds singing "Turn,turn,turn". Dwight sang a hymn through his tears as did Trace Atkins and Brad Paisley. Lulu from Hee Haw closed the funeral with a beautiful rendition of "Amazing Grace". There wasn't a dry eye in the house or like me, watching on tv. Even the tv announcers were all red-eyed and choked up at the close of the service. It was a fitting sendoff for a man who loved this town and his legion of fans so much he played for them inspite of feeling ill the night before he died.

9 people gave us their .02 cents:

Bruce said...

Once again, Pujols proves he's not just a god, but the God of baseball. And Scotty's back! :-)

dusty said...

ah..an online smiley..you are at least happy for awhile B..makes me smile as well :)

Sonicrusk said...

Dodgers indeed suck. I left that game when it was 4-0 ATL. I couldn't beleive the final score.

When I saw the Dodgers line-up, I was like, "who the fuck are these old men??" I wish LA cared about their farm system.

dusty said...

Sonice..Hell-A is now owned by a man and his wife that can't afford to own a baseball team. They tried to buy several teams prior to LA(redsox for one) and couldn't pass muster. They are notorious tightass's that should not of been allowed to buy a baseball team..its gonna be sad watching the Dodgers implode..NOT!!!

Since I am from San Diego..its in my DNA to hate the dodgers..sorry but thats my story and I am sticking to it..

Sonicrusk said...

I just root for my mistress - The Angels.

Anonymous said...

Dusty, just saw your comment on another blog about Buddy Blue. Are you going down to San Diego Friday for the memorial service?

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The Misanthrope said...

I agree the Dodgers suck, it's thanks to lousy owners.

Kurt said...

"poor ass-Rangers"??? noooo. the Rangers are one of the richest teams in baseball, don't let Tom Hicks' crying fool you. He has been making mad money even while still paying off Pay-Rod and Chan Ho - thanks for having him, btw.
the poor ass are us Ranger fans...

dusty said...

Let me make myself clear Kurt..poor as in sad..as in lacking in a bunch of decent players..I never meant they were financially "poor"..I know how it works with some of these teams..just toss out some product that will keep em coming in and buying those 10 dollar beers and 4 dollar hot dogs..The Padres are the same way darlin..