Monday, June 27, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

Widen your vocabulary 101:Fucktard

I have become aware of a new word circulating in the blog world and probably the REAL world as well...FUCKTARD....The word is so much more politically correct than say, oh i don't know..ok i DO know..retard..which has the ability to offend intelligent people and rightfully so in some circumstances..fucktard is of course derived from the word retard but it goes down easier than retard..but it makes the same point which is fantastic..someone is a worthless, mind-numbingly pathetic piece of dog excrement. The word fucktard can be used in as many forms as retard too..when your loved one pulls a real bone head move and sheepishly looks at you knowing full well you are aware of what he/she just did..thats a fucktard..when your forced to deal with individuals whose group IQ is equivalent to a used orange peel...those are fucktards...I am sure most of you are following my line of thinking here..if your not, then you must live in bakersfrigginfield....but anyway. i always appreciate a new word for my limited vocabulary..fucknut is one of my favorites, assclown a close second..I think fucktard is going to break out of the gate in first, like a good single on the charts..

13 people gave us their .02 cents:

Rat In A Cage said...

Use in a sentence:

"Pedro Martinez is a really huge FUCKTARD!"

dusty said...

john...dont be childish..you fucktard.

That is a better use of it in a sentence.. :P

Rat In A Cage said...

How about this?

Fuck you, you fucking FUCKTARD!

dusty said...

john john john...are we pms'ing dear?

Jenn said...

Fucktard derives from fucking retard. Such as fugly derives from fucking ugly.

I've been using fucktard for a long time now. I just piped down finally and picked up douchebag.

dusty said...

douchebag is older than john

Lily said...

I understand and love fucktard, now explain ass hat to me.

Laurie said...

fucktard is your friend.

my daughter thinks i made up the word douchebag. which cracks me up to no end.

oh and i lived in fresno for a few. met a lot of fucktards and assclowns there.

Jerry said...

I can use "fucktard" thank you Dusty for adding another term for "ass-clown christian right republicans"

Lyvvie said...

I introduced my Husband to the word Fucktard last night! He was floored, flummoxed and intrigued.

It's a good word and bears repeating.

and if that fucktard ruins my drinks order again he'll get a kicking. (I'm kidding. He'll just end up sleeping on the aerobed)

Leslie said...

Hee hee! FUCKTARD! Hee hee! I like it!

dusty said...

I am glad I could be of service and expand everyones horizons that was not familiar with the word..jerry you get a gold star for best use of the word dear..congrats!

Melanie said...

I was introduced to fucktard about a year ago by a "northern" friend. So I thought it was a yankee saying. Anyway, I say it alot. That and cocksucker! I don't know why I love that word so much but I do. Say it with me: Cocksucker. I feel better now.