Wednesday, March 15, 2006 | By: Dusty Taylor

Baseball...

The United States got their asses kicked in the World Baseball Classic twice so far..so no soup for them..

We can get into the final four..with a little from Mexico. They need to roll over and play dead when the US plays them tomorrow. However, if Japan beats Korea and Mexico over the next two days -- and if a Japan win over Korea is reasonably low scoring -- there's a chance that Team USA could be eliminated from this WBC even before Thursday's game with Mexico is played.

Barroid Bonds is still ducking the steroid questions but Faye Vincent wants a full investigation..he is the same guy that made Pete Rose's life a living hell..but this time around, I want Barroid to sweat like a ho' in church..I want him to be banned from ever entering the Hall of Fame. And I want his records erased if everything the book says is shown to be true. I am betting the book is correct and Barroid is a lying sack of shit.

7 people gave us their .02 cents:

Bruce said...

Call me unpatriotic if you want, but I'm hoping the US gets eliminated. I'm actually rooting for the Dominicans, and yes, it has a lot to do with Pujols being on the team.

Sonicrusk said...

I guess this will teach Americans how good other countries players are at our pasttime. No shame in getting our asses spanked by a Latin American team. They have awesome players.

Nölff said...

USA is the best. We rock.

black dog said...

Aren't you being just a tad harsh on old Barry C'mon. I think they are all roided out.

dusty said...

I don't think they are all roided out no..but I do believe Big Mac,Slammin Sammy and Barroid were. They have also busted a bunch of pitchers that took roids..they said it helped them bounce back to pitch on back to back days..which freaked me out..pitchers taking the juice? strange what men will do to play a childs game....for lots and lots of cash.

Sonicrusk said...

No juice for me. I like my nuts.

Col. Dr. said...

Sweat like a ho in church....

Classic, ever classic. :)

Barroid. You are on a roll, girl.