Thursday, March 16, 2006 | By: Dusty Taylor

15 Minutes of Sex with Colin Farrell is worth 3 Mil???

The former Miss January 2002 has signed a deal with an Internet Distributor to market a video of her and actor Colin Farrell bumping uglies for all of 15 minutes. Its a decent deal for her 15 minutes of fame..a whopping $3 million just as an advance!

I find this utterly amazing..its not like an hour long show..a lousy 15 minutes. Tintillating is one thing..short and raunchy must really be grand in porn circles.

Hell, I would do him for gratis..but thats just the kind of girl I am :P

The smoking gun story is here.

21 people gave us their .02 cents:

FantasticAlice said...

I used to think Colin was sexy, hot, and a good actor.

Then I saw Tigerland and Alexander.... needless to say I think that 15 minutes was probably a world record for his worthless ass.

But, I could bump uglies with a few people for 3 million.

Next question for you Dusty... which tired out terrible celebrity would you bump nasties with for 3 mill?

dusty said...

LMAO..if they are old and nasty looking..it would take 3 mil...

so..I would have to say that "they" would have to pay me to have sex with Lee Majors or Ryan O'Neal..I don't know why they come to mind..but they are old and shriveled up..

how bout you dear alice?

dusty said...

Alexander was a lousy movie..he isn't gonna ever win an academy award ol Colin..thats for sure.

FantasticAlice said...

Figures you would turn that around on me... damnit. Hmmmm... well, for 3 mill...

That is a tough one I am going to have to get back to you on that.

Sean Connery!?!

dusty said...

Sean is a good choice..lol...if we are going with older, viagra-using males.

Bruce said...

OK...this is not what I want to see the woman I love talk about. I'll just slink away now...

Jenn said...

Where the hell is the comment I left?!?!?!

dusty said...

Jenn..i erased it..but I have the email addy and just sent you one.

B...its not like I am going to get 3 mil anytime soon dear heart..relax.

CoffeeBigPlz said...

EWWWWW
What about Nick Nolte?

Not for 3 mill.

maybe 50 mill?

dusty said...

Now..Nick Nolte I would of done for free until I saw that drunk shot of him a while back on smoking gun..it was downright yucky..

Sonicrusk said...

You know you ladies love Bob Barker of Price Is Right fame.

As for the Playmate, I'd take her off your hands heh heh.

black dog said...

I do anything for 15 mil but then again I'm just a dog.

dusty said...

15 million..anything?

Its worth a thought John...

dusty said...

Sonic..your a sick sumbitch..Barker? I could slap you silly for that.

Sonicrusk said...

We all know the truth Dusty, but we'll leave it at that...

; )

Laura said...

Wait -- they paid her $3 million to have sex with Colin Farrell? Because I was confused, I'd started saving up because I thought I'd have to pay... I guess this way is better. Free's OK. Paying is kind of sad, but he's hot and I bet it'd be fun.

dusty said...

Laura..she did him and is selling the tape of it..for three large..

She got to do him AND got paid 3 mil...actually he is suing her now to keep it from hitting the web..

so we gotta wait and see lol..

Sonicrusk said...

Who gives a shit? He got to fuck a Playmate. Poor bastard!

Kurt said...

so has anyone considered that Catherine Zeta-Jones is working on about the same rate with her shriveled up old piece of tail, Michael Douglas?
And nothing will compare to the Return on Investment that Anna Nicole gets if the Supreme Court sides with her....

Sonicrusk said...

That seems to be an appropriate avatar Kurt.

dusty said...

LMAO sonic..hes not quite that old an broken down..

Kurt..douglas might be old but he keeps knocking Catherine up doesn't he?..i wouldn't do him..yuck