Please note, these are not in any particular order...
Seven things to do before I die:
1. Watch the sunset from the bank of the Seine.
2. Capture and get Jackie the one-eyed, illusive feral cat spayed, I can not adopt any more of her friggin kittens.
3. Go to Graceland.
4. Run for public office.
5. See a game in every single Major League Baseball Park during the season.
6. Pay my respect at Dale Earnhardts grave.
7. Lose some weight and look damn good in a pair of skin-tight jeans again.
Seven things I cannot do :
1. Sing on key.
2. Be quiet.
3. Touch my nose with my tongue.
4. Hold my breath and float in the air.
5. Watch a person or an animal suffer.
6. Drive the speed limit.
7. Lose some weight and look damn good in a pair of skin-tight jeans again.
Seven things that attract me to blogging:
1. Intelligent, interesting people.
2. Connecting with people from all over the world.
3. No one can tell me to shut the fuck up.
4. I can finally get all those strange thoughts out of my head and on to paper..well..kinda.
5. The Power of the written word.
6. It beats watching my baseball team get their ass handed to them by the Dodgers.
7. Raw emotion.
Seven things I say most often:
1. Your on my last nerve.
2. Where are my fucking car keys.
3. Did you feed the animals yet?
4. Get down from there Bobbie or I will kick your scrawny little ass into next week.(Bobbie is a cat,relax)
5. Can't I take a leak without 7 pairs of eyes staring at me?
6. Kiss my ass moron.
7. I love you.
Seven books that I love:
1. Anything by Steve Martini
2. Anything by John Steinbeck.
3. Soul on Ice
4. Anything by John Gresham
5. Anything by Mark Twain
6. Anything by Tennesse Williams(I know, he's a playwright..so sue me)
7. To Kill a Mockingbird.
Seven movies that I can watch over and over again:
1. The Breakfast Club.
2. The Natural
3. The Big Lebowski
4. Pulp Fiction
5. Bull Durham
6. Home for the Holidays, the 1995 version directed by Jodie Foster.
7. Tin Cup
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5 people gave us their .02 cents:
Yes, that taking a dookie thing and kids bargin in on you int he bathroom is no fun.
PETA is going to come after you about the one with the cat. LOL
I would be on your campaign supporting you all the way. One vote here!
Good movie picks... Big Lebowski Rocks!
Love your movie selections!
Cheers!
This is why I know we'd have a great time hanging out! Your awesome!
Hey, I tried emailing you and I got a return to sender. :(
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