Monday, May 02, 2005
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now..i am sure Rincon didnt think of the side effects when he was shooting up roids in his ass but he will have plenty of time to consider this and other things while he is suspended..HES A PITCHER..now at first i was like..what the fuck? a pitcher..then some lil nimrod on Sportscenter(who looks to have NEVER played baseball professionally) explaned how relief pitchers are the most likely to use roids since they pitch daily and have to be able to bounce back..who knew? not moi thats for sure..but it makes sense now..the biggest steroid abusers are not going to be the long ball hitters like bonds and canseco..its the middle relievers that lanquish in the bull pen till called upon to either save an ass or two..or just get some dipshit out..they cant even get into the hall of fame yet..there isnt a spot for middle relievers..hell, closers just got recognized last year with the election of former a's ace and fantastic closer Dennis Eckersley..wonder what size nads he has? cherry pits or the walnut variety? just curious folks..
2 people gave us their .02 cents:
I don't think ol' Ek has any nads. Watching him blubber about his parents and God that day was horrifying. I think he must have inverted them into ovaries. I used to respect him to when he played for the dreaded Red Sucks many moons ago. I think all men everywhere became a little more emascilated with is acceptance speech.
Any, either you're sweet on the nerdy sprts guy or all that nimrod = affection stuff you fed me was gump.
Atrophied balls -- two words that don't go well together!
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