Tuesday, May 10, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

Messed w/the hair today..big mistake..

I do not know why I keep going back to this woman..she never does anything right. I did get a decent perm last year so I figured wtf..she shouldn't screw it up..but she did..yes ladies and gents I now look like a poodle..she swears it will loosen up but I told her prior to starting: "those rods look a tad smaller than the ones you used last time"...nah she said..they are the right size..WRONG NIMROD..they were way too friggin small..any helpful hints from the peanut gallery on how to loosen this shit up?

10 people gave us their .02 cents:

FantasticAlice said...

I was a poodle for a few years from a lady who thought that the nasty smelly stuff should be left on for 3 damn hours.

They should make a BHA- bad hair anonymous club. They have hair clubs for bald men...

Rat In A Cage said...

Nimrod? Again, the ise in a situation that cannot be flattering. Am I still to believe that it can be used in a flattering way?

I had a girl friend with that problem once. I kept her on her back for the whole weekend and by Monday it had loosened up.

daisyduke said...

now that would be my first solution, but in the absence thereof...wash and condition the shit out of it. no more perms for you missy

dusty said...

john..i wouldn't mind that solution one iota..but since the odds of THAT happening are slim and none..i guess i will attempt daisy's suggestion tomorrow morn.

dusty said...

john..your my nimrod dear..its not negative when applied to you..just take my word for it ok? pinky swear dude..

Rat In A Cage said...

okay - I always believe the pinky swear. Yeah, like I like to say, "slim and none, and slim just left to have a sandwich."

Jenn said...

I always use the word nimrod! It's actually not a bad thing right? I mean, really.

I don't know about hair stuff. Mine is jet black, straight, and oh so boring. But I do wish you luck! Everytime I get a trim I'm all emotional that I don't like that cut and he say's, "give it a few days." He's always right, for the most part. I have been going to him for like 18 years now.

dusty said...

nimrod isn't bad..not really..but john is just a tad touchy when i call him one..my hair was black for years and years..but it bored me..i want color, i want highlights..i DONT want to look like a poodle dammit..

Bruce said...

You should hear what she calls me...the man she loves. Rat, it's nothing but a term of endearment, dude. Go with the flow...

Nölff said...

Flat irons work.