Thursday, May 26, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

Hope everyone will have a fun Memorial Weekend...I know I will..

I will be going to the ocean with the kid..you remember..the one that WONT move out..i considered putting off the trip since the ball and chain is not in the best of health lately..but the doc gave him some meds and said hes not dying yet. its just a day trip for a most excellent Blues Festival..the Fabulous Thunderbirds, Robert Cray and others will be there...its being held on a golf course by the sea in the little town of Avila..i havent been to this area since i was a teenager..should be interesting and at the very least..not hot!!! Bakersfrigginfield has been baking to put it mildly..i could of swore we broke a 100 but the weather gods on various local tv stations say we didnt..so everyone have a nice weekend doing whatever it is that you do when you have three days to unwind..sleep in...lounge in front of the telly...sit in your backyard with a burger in one hand and a cool brew in the other..

in other local news..Buck Owens put up eight count em eight statues of various country music icons at his lil concert hall this evening..lots of celebrities in the music world showed up to play with ol bucky..i still can NOT stand his voice or bob dylan's..dont get me wrong..bobby can write some music but the man sounds like a cat w/his tail caught in the door..the big surprize of the event tonight was that Garth Brooks proposed to Trisha Yearwood..most were hoping he was coming out of retirement..he was coming allright..but not out of retirement it seems..

the "no shit shirley" story of the day was some poor gas meter reader got shot by some crazed loon when he went to read the guys meter today..the dipshit shot him in the hand and the back..he's gonna be fine thank god..they jailed the "short bus" rider and charged him w/attempted murder..his brother says hes not "all there"..NO....REALLY? oh yeah...bakersfrigginfield is now home to the largest ICE CREAM factory in the western world..i think that explains the disporportionate amount of fatasses living in this valley..who all think wearing skin tight shirts exposing their more than ample middles is a sign of beauty..on a lighter note..at least its a Dreyers plant..

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Lyvvie said...

Poor Meter Reader!

Wow jazz festival. I saw one years ago and there was Bonnie Raitt and...what's his face, the guy with the guitar named lucille. I have a swiss cheese brain, but you know who I mean I'm sure.

I feel for you, I really do re: the fat bellies in shrunken clothes. Have they no shame? I don't display my rolly-pollies for all to see. It's a miracle what a cardigan can conceal.

Enjoy your mini-break. Hope the Hub is well. Hope the Son finds a rich woman who's willing to take him in.

Hell...I'd like to find a rich woman willing to take me in. So long as she has a full house staff. And a pool.

Bruce said...

Lucille's daddy is BB King...

Enjoy your trip, Boo. Call me when you get back, ok?

FantasticAlice said...

Lord Woman, you crack me up! Now, what percentage of those fatasses are wearing spandex? I am sure the number is unreal.

Anyways, you enjoy yourself and stay out of trouble. Keep the ole ball and chain doped up and you can get away with anything.

If you ole' ball and chain is reading this I deny any of the advice just given.

Jenn said...

That sounds like fun! I can't wait 'til my son is older and starts appreciating music so I can take him to shows.

I do hope the ol' ball 'n chain gets better.

Have a great time!! Let us know all about it!

SeizeTheNite said...

Fabulous Thunderbirds and Robert Cray...I'm jealous.
I agree with you about Dylan too, he sure can write the songs, but I prefer them when someone else is singin'.

Rat In A Cage said...

Don't be "a bad influence" or a "strong persuader" this weekend. Have fun. Off to bed. I saw your logo bird thing printed out & taped to someone's desk today. I laughed thinking of you.

daisyduke said...

did you know that lucille is a gibson guitar---formerly made in kalamazoo michigan??
was dwight at buck's party? i'd do that skinny yodeler, too...those tight pants...i know he's no hottie like damon--anyway...
have a superfantastic weekend, regardless of who your travel companions are. i'll keep you in mind if i see any chocolate outfits on my quest for all things purple...
hell, who knows? you may get in some sort of fun cancer prevention!

dusty said...

yes dwight was there..he plays somewhere around here this weekend..i love bb king and his lucille...alice..i get ill just looking at them, i can not even begin to count how many chicks have white whale blubber rolls hanging in full view of the public..excuse me while i go hurl..do they have no shame? arent they worried about sun burning that shit?John.. i heart you sweetie..hope your in a better frame of mind..or better yet in NYC..jenn..have a great weekend w/your son..i hope i do w/mine as well..our first road trip in like forevah! Seize..i love the tbirds..Yo B..i love ya hun..have a good weekend babe..lyvvie is in Britain so she doesnt get a three day weekend i dont think..poor girl..