Wednesday, June 07, 2006 | By: Dusty Taylor

WTF is up bloggers ass, The weekend,the laptop and steroids..

I know..your wondering my dear reader what steroids could possibly have to do with my post..

Nothing..but its baseballs newest drama. And, no post is complete without a little baseball..but lets get to the weekend first.

I went to San Diego,precisely Ocean Beach, CA and the beach area..no inland shit for moi dear reader... Many rounds of alcohol were drank. Friends were seen,hugged,laughed with and even a family member welcomed me into their home,unlike my more recent post on the subject... My little sister with the broken jaw was her sweet,wonderful self...unlike the tart I talked about last week who's name will not pass my lips or fingertips. I got to hook up with a blogger bud who was in Tijuana to help build homes for the poor in that part of the world. Her blogger name is Daisy Duke,and yes she has a fine ass, gorgeous looks,long blonde locks and a beautiful dispostion to boot. Our trip to deliver her to the airport was made interesting by the annual Rock-N-Roll Marathon being held between us and the car rental dropoff point. I already told you about the friggin seatbelt ticket..lets not digress ok?

The laptop from hell is but a memory..PRAISE JESUS and pass me a brand new HP with an AMD Turion 64 processor,2Gigs of memory,17" screen,80 gigs of hard-drive and a host of other nice things.Its on order and should arrive at my house by next Tuesday. The store manager at Best Buy junked it out even though the asshats at the repair shop had the nads to fix it for the fifth time.

Now, about the steroids...its..gasp..a pitcher. A DiamondBack pitcher, Jason Grimsley has left the team after the FBI tore up his house,locker and god knows what else looking for evidence in a steroid investigation. Grimsley is a journeyman pitcher..lots of teams, not a real threat of a pitcher really...which probably explains why he used the roids. Honestly, more pitchers have been busted for steroids than big-time hitters..they use it to bounce back quicker after consecutive nights pitching it seems. Jason must not mind teeny-weeny nads and being bald..he also sung like a fucking bird..so someone's going down in this mess..a few someones..baseball's dirty little secret is seeing the light of day...and its not the Barroid Bonds type of player that does this drug and deals it sportsfans..

8 people gave us their .02 cents:

Bruce said...

I think we may see a handful of big names come out of this Grimsley thing; he's been with a bunch of teams over the years.

dusty said...

Yes he has B..biggies like the Yanks..

Bruce said...

BTW...smokinggun has the affadavit(with the redacted names), if you have a couple of free hours...

S. R. said...

Did you have anything to say about Blogger and why it was crap today?

Daniel Hoffmann-Gill said...

The Col.Dr has gone!

What gives?

dusty said...

Damn, I have no clue Daniel..

Seamus said...

That is so cool that you got to hook up with DaisyDuke. Talk her into posting more? ;)

Leslie said...

I'm baaaaaak!!!!! (Please note the change -dash- in my new URL)