Tuesday, December 06, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

Come on, take the damn test..


I got this from listening to Sky Captains internet radio show. The link to the test is here.

Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.


Your exact opposite:The NymphDeliberate Brutal Sex Dreamer

You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him. Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense. DREAD: The False Messiah CONSIDER: The Loverboy, The Playboy, or The Boy Next Door

Ok, whats this shit about woman MY age..thats bullshit..age is a number..not a frame of mind you assholes...

take the test, and provide us all with a good laugh and post your results.





14 people gave us their .02 cents:

John Q. Public esq. said...

read back a day or two and find mine in my comments... I fear our love is not to be... I am a horny something...

well, ok for me the test was right on....

JQP

John Q. Public esq. said...

ND and Ohio...
now dear heart I called that weeks ago...
that is going to be the game to watch...

oh, and love them Colts...

dusty said...

Here is John Q's test results..I culled them from his blog:

The Hornivore
Random Brutal Sex Master (RBSMm)


Don't ever marry, you're The Hornivore. Roaming, sexual, subhuman.

The Hornivores (you) are some of the most screwed up and naughty beings in the Universe. And their numbers are growing, mostly due to skipped or misused contraception. You care not. There's one thing you want, one sole need.

Half manly, half bestial, you act on instinct, and animal charisma smoothes the way. It's unlikely

you're driven by much other than your own selfish, orgasmic requirements. Your appearance and personality have evolved for the hunt. Ass beckons, you oblige.

For the record, you can happily bang all personality types, however your match percentages might be low with the kinder, more sensible people of the world, purely because they all wish to avoid you. Good luck to them.

John Q. Public esq. said...

See I can happily bang all personality types! I win, the world is my oyster!

oh, and those pics Sky Capt. posted of me suck... I am much better looking naked, esp. after my flower has put braids in my back hair...

Bruce said...

Here it is, in all it's "glory"

The Last Man on Earth
Random Brutal Sex Dreamer (RBSDm)



Shit, rejected again. You are The Last Man on Earth.

Sorry, but most women would rather see the human species wither to an end--and therefore deny the most fundamental instinct that living creatures have--than sleep with you.

We've learned the following: you don't think things through. You're haphazard. You're dangerous. You're somewhat inexperienced. It's totally obvious that you're a horny bugger, as well. Everybody knows that and steers clear.

To top things off, when you do find your way into a relationship, you tend to be a dick somewhere down the line and fuck it all up.

There's a small, but negligible, chance we're wrong. In any case, your friends find your shit hilarious. There's nothing cooler than a dude reducing himself to human rubble.

FantasticAlice said...

The Playstation
Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)

Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.

You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.

Apparently I am anti-priss! That was a fun test and I like what it said!

Jill said...

The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach.


For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you're surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don't get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age. If you see something wonderful, you confidently embrace it.
You are a fun flirt and an instant sweetheart, but our guess is you're becoming more selective about long-term love. It's getting tougher for you to become permanently attached; and a guy who's in a different place emotionally might misunderstand your early enthusiasm. You can wreck someone simply by enjoying him.

Your ideal mate is adventurous and giving, like you. But not overly intense.

The Zombieslayer said...

Geez. Would I rather be caught masturbating by either my mother or father? What kind of a question is that?

Yuck! I don't like that test. Excuse me while I hork. :p

Joel said...

Ah hell. I ~should~ have gone to Bakersfield. You and I are matched! :D

Joel said...

I'm a Loverboy....:)

dusty said...

B...I still love you inspite of what the test said.

Joel..if you HAD come up to B'field I could of told you we were compatible.

Jill..we are sistas..and both share a love of da blues..

Alice.."You're a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It's therefore highly likely that you're attractive, and you're certainly outgoing & friendly." This is not news about you girlfriend..your da bomb..in a good way of course. I can't wait to see you one of these days..and those tats.

ZS..your a civilized guy and it figures this test would gross you out. So did you finish it or just close the window?

JQP..I was very surprized with your results dear man..Methinks you cheated..

John Q. Public esq. said...

might of...
but then again might not of...
who can say?

Joel said...

Well, there's still the future....if I can slip my leash and shed my conscience.... :)

Liquidplastic said...

Oh well Dusty I think I answered truthfully ... but who knows! I enjoyed this little fun.

The Battleaxe - Deliberate Brutal Love Master (DBLMf)

Sharp. Hardened. Dominating. The Battleaxe sweeps all before her, smiting and what not.

You've had a number of serious relationships, so you obviously have many attractive qualities. You're well experienced in dealing with other people's weirdnesses, and it's likely you're good in bed by now, too. Also, like the drunken housewife chucking Heinekens at her no-good husband, you've got a lot of energy.

People can tell you're sophisticated, and so you find yourself the object of infatuations quite often. But it's how you handle yourself in your relationships that gets you the 'brutal' tag. Controlling? Imperious? Overbearing? Yes, please.


Your exact opposite: The Nurse

Random Gentle Sex Dreamer

Remarkably, you don't mind the same from your men. You've experience enough to take whatever you dish out. Overall, you're a very good person and a capable lover, and when the time comes you'll make a fine divorcee.