Sunday, July 09, 2006 | By: Dusty Taylor

Metaphors & Similies, they aren't just for english class anymore.


Peacechick Mary who I heart dearly, has a link up to this post from a blog written by an English teacher. Its sounds boring..I know..but wait!

Just read these little darlings of the english language,if you laugh your ass off, go read the entire post. If you don't laugh, well...

Your a sullen, moody fuck and I can't help you. The snippets:

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two
sides gently compressed by a Thigh Master.

2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances
like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free.

And my personal favorite(I hated those kind of friggin math questions):

14. Long separated by cruel fate, the star-crossed lovers raced
across the grassy field toward each other like two freight trains,
one having left Cleveland at 6:36 p.m. traveling at 55 mph, the
other from Topeka at
4:19 p.m. at a speed of 35 mph.

Have a good Sunday, and possibly Monday..my dear reader :p If your totally bored out of your proverbial tree..and leave me a comment..add a metaphor..please? Preferrably a snarky one :P

13 people gave us their .02 cents:

charlie said...

The sheep dotted the hillside like lost snowflakes in a foreign land
(genuine Wriritng School student)

dusty said...

aw charlie..its so sweet darlin..thank you :)

CoffeeBigPlz said...

...and the confused and horny coon took to the coon hound like a hungry fatwoman taking to a chocolate creme pie mid PMS week...

there is a caption for ya'

dusty said...

lmao BETH! YOU ROCK CHICKLET :)

Col. Dr. said...

You are a fucking legend, m'dear.

Um...shouldn't the dog look more upset...?

Kurt said...

if you aren't here, we will miss you like a Mike Piazza swing at a Roger Clemens curveball...

dusty said...

Doc..only in my own little mind dear :)

Kurt..a very good comment dear..it encompassed a slew of things which you know are important to moi and shows your reading comprehension is excellent! Thanks for playing along :)

CoffeeBigPlz said...

For you dahling:
http://www.crooksandliars.com/posts/2006/07/08/adam-carolla-hangs-up-on-coulter/

dusty said...

OMG..you read crook and liars Beth? I listened to it the other day..funny stuff.

Seamus said...

"...like bullets on a converging path, their leaded brains having not a thought..."

Happy Monday Dusty!

dusty said...

Very good Seamus, I expected nothing less from a most excellent writer such as yourself :)

Anonymous said...

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GTX said...

It's a very strange animal, six legs, two distinct colours, and four eyes, two within the backs.
Christ!
"Is the end of world as we know it..."
|:O=)