Sunday, July 30, 2006 | By: Dusty Taylor

Mel Gibson seriously fucks up big time.

EDIT: I stated at the bottom of this post that Mel would check into rehab this week..HE DID TODAY, MONDAY.. :p

I got a headache arguing with rightwingers about the Lebanon/Israeli war so I took some time off and checked out the gossip rags. Hey, even a political nutjob such as myself has to come up for air once in awhile.

Mel, mel, mel...dude..you can NOT drive 85 in a 45 mph zone at 2:30am..even if it is in LA LA land. Go Here to read TMZ'S latest on how he not only was a jerk but an anti-semitic one at that. Good Golly Miss Molly did that man really say all that shit?

Yes sir-re-bob he did..they got it all on an audio tape.

And if your curious about how they book a movie star..here is the link to the LA Sheriff Depts booking page. Sweet Jesus, he is how short? AND he's 50?

Well, that pic I put up shows he's no spring chicken. Now the shit hits the fan..and its hot here in Cali so it can't smell too good ya know? But it seems the cops tried to "clean" the arrest report and The Smoking Gun has the handwritten report of how Mel baited the officer, busting his chops asking if he was a "Jew". Mel also tried to escape..God this is rich..Mel of course issued an apology for his anti-jewish tirade before, during and after his arrest. Mel said he doesn't believe all those nasty things he said about Jews:
"After drinking alcohol on Thursday night, I did a number of things that were very wrong and for which I am ashamed. I drove a car when I should not have, and was stopped by the LA County Sheriffs. The arresting officer was just doing his job and I feel fortunate that I was apprehended before I caused injury to any other person. I acted like a person completely out of control when I was arrested, and said things that I do not believe to be true and which are despicable. I am deeply ashamed of everything I said. Also, I take this opportunity to apologize to the deputies involved for my belligerent behavior. They have always been there for me in my community and indeed probably saved me from myself. I disgraced myself and my family with my behavior and for that I am truly sorry. I have battled with the disease of alcoholism for all of my adult life and profoundly regret my horrific relapse. I apologize for any behavior unbecoming of me in my inebriated state and have already taken necessary steps to ensure my return to health."


Ok..if you buy his apology I have a bridge in Brooklyn I will sell ya cheap, my dear reader.

Five will get you Ten he checks into rehab this coming week till this all blows over..

18 people gave us their .02 cents:

Gary F. said...

Perhaps a new movie .... "Mad Mel and the Thunderbird" ?

Christopher King said...

Nice blog. This is really really f*cked-up:

Mel on Jews is one thing. It is okay to criticize aspects of any religion or politics with which you have issues as long as you are principled about it:

http://christopher-king.blogspot.com/2006/07/kingcast-presents-comment-on-qana.html

But preferential treatment by the police in Mel's case is yet another issue:

http://christopher-king.blogspot.com/2006/07/kingcast-notes-if-mel-gibson-had-been.html

Peace.

S. R. said...

What a dummy.

Bruce said...

Fuck him...

sumo said...

Foolish, foolish and foolish!

charlie said...

Not very Braveheart then, in truth?

dusty said...

Mel seems to be just a rich racist..that about sums it up.

Bruce said...

I used to like this guy; WTF happened to him?

lecram sinun said...

I remember reading that yesterday and thinking, "Oy Vey!"

FantasticAlice said...

Mels a twit. I am with Bruce, I loved they guy... but after Passions of the money clip... er uh Christ it kinda has gone down hill for me.

Cartledge said...

A great Australian ambassador. Not sure yet what he is great for...
But in the end he is only an entertainer.

CoffeeBigPlz said...

Mel falls from grace.
At least he had the balls to say he screwed up.

But the Jewish stuff... seems to follow him no? makes you wonder where the truth really is.

Passion was a great flick.
This will taint the next one which DID look interesting... but now?

looks more like a rental
if that.

Anonymous said...

First time I saw the picture, I thought it was a surprised Saddam Hussein...

Omnipotent Poobah said...

Bravenut, King of the Spews.

sumo said...

I thought Passion of the Christ sucked anyway...he's screwed up just like everyone else is...he just has more money to be screwed up with. We all have our times to learn lessons the hard way...he's no exception...poor pious sot.

The Stiltwalker said...

interesting how every time someone famous gets arrested they inadvertently make racial slurs....hmmmmm

CoffeeBigPlz said...

Dusty, you should run for office.

n.l. said...

You are zee prophet of blogtown...