Wednesday, November 23, 2005 | By: Dusty Taylor

Todays visual..courtesy of John Q. Public..a man of honor


and a wicked sense of humor I might add..
















my dental surgery went off without a hitch..i got a great smile and i cant eat anything harder than yogurt..with turkey day coming up..this sucks moose balls..but hey..means I dont have to cook!

My dentist is a trip..he was going to give me a prescription for a dozen vicoden..i told him to save it..i had some already since i got two blown discs..

he asked: how many?
I said: 90
he said: how many?
i repeated :90
he then said: could I have some?

when i went to blow my nose and couldnt due to the novacaine numbness up to my sinus cavity..he said: After we are done with your mouth, we give free nose piercings..my assisant will show you our selection of nose rings later..

I love a man with a warped sense of humor.

gotta go..the meds are kicking in..

happy thanksgiving..eat some good stuff for moi.. :)

12 people gave us their .02 cents:

Bruce said...

I'm really glad everything went ok, Boo. Hang in there; before you know it, you'll be eating solid food again. :)

FantasticAlice said...

Oh Dusty Dearest! Glad to see you are back to your old demented self! I just can't have you any other way.

Free nose piercings--that's a riot!

As is the picture.

Try my Watergate Salad ala Alice minus the pecans... I know you can eat that!

WE LOVE YOU TO PIECES DUSTY!

IT-Chick said...

Is George's friend having the Watergate salad with the nuts?

Sorry couldn't resist. Happy turkey day from a fellow JQP reader and dental surgery survivor.

Queen of Ass said...

Have a blast, Sugar!

Jerry said...

hey Dusty...glad to hear about the dental surgery going off without a hitch...I dig you're dentist...mine is too busy thinking about his new boat and big house I'm helping him purchase...I need a funny dentist too.

daisyduke said...

where's the beef??

get your nose pierced!
DO it!!!


let's see your smile-

Liquidplastic said...

I need a dentist just like yours!

But Dusty this picture is the bomb! Bush must feel good getting a blow job on both ends! This picture made me laugh so hard I cried .. but you know, it's really funny and true in an odd sort of way. Thanks for sharing this.

Hope you feel better, but with all those pain pills .. you won't feel a thing! Here's hoping you had a good thanksgiving anyway.

An80sNut said...

Get better and rest up Dusty. B) Happy late turkey-day.

FantasticAlice said...

Found the perfect stocking stuffer for Dusty!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/1580082319/002-9891646-0457618?v=glance&n=283155&n=507846&s=books&v=glance

John Q. Public esq. said...

mymymydustyflower...

I love you so too...

oh, and I to am back on the drugs, and enjoying it...

have a safe trip to the city of sin, buy a hooker for me, or at least one over priced drink, & think of me in my smoking jacket...

JQP

Joel said...

NO.....

barefoot_mistress said...

You new teeth are lovely! Did you share the vicodins with your dentist?OK that picture of Bush getting a BJ is hilarious! Hah! I know thats not what is happening...but that is hilarious!