Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.--Albert Einstein
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College Football Playoff overtime rules, explained - [image: Indiana v Notre Dame - Playoff First Round] Photo by Michael Reaves/Getty Images The inaugural 12-team college football playoff is here, and with...10 hours ago
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OKC's Sam Presti is an overrated draft savant - Sam Presti is the only NBA executive ever to draft three future MVPs and he did it in three consecutive drafts. It’s a maniacal stroke of luck and an exe...9 months ago
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5 Potential Quarterback Options For The New York Jets - Almost too many great options for the Jets.5 years ago
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Red Sox at Royals Series Preview - A look ahead to three games in Kansas City. SB Nation Blog Royals Review The Opponent in one sentence The Royals are firmly in the middle of another r...5 years ago
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2019 MLB Draft: Astros select Korey Lee with the 32nd overall pick - With the final pick in the first round, the Astros went off the board a bit and snagged a college catcher. With the 32nd pick in the 2019 MLB Draft, the...5 years ago
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2019 MLB Draft Thread: Padres grab C.J Abrams. Draft continues at 1 PM ET - Round 3-10 at 1PM ET on MLB.com The MLB Draft is live! Round 3-10 starts at 1PM ET *When: June 3rd-5th * *1 PM ET June 4th (round 3-10)* *12 PM ET Jun...5 years ago
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Why Flag Football Is Great For Kids - Flag Football You don’t need to look any kind of additionally than flag football if you’re looking for an enjoyable sport to play with youngsters. Flag foo...6 years ago
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Boston, New York rivalry driving prices up - New York and Boston are the fiercest of rivalry cities. From Bucky Dent to the Bloody Sock, each city has tasted its fair share share of victory and def...11 years ago
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In Sickness And In Health: The Story Of Montezuma’s Wedding Present - I got married in Mexico on Saturday. It was beautiful: an exotic setting with a small guest list and countless personal touches. On Monday, food poisoning...12 years ago
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The Phoenix lands on Mars today.
Yes, it cost $450 million, but when you consider the millions we throw away each month in Iraq, which is a better return on our investment?
Here is the website for the mission. There are more pictures on their site.
Something for the Indy 500...
Way back in 1985 I wrote a parody of David Lee Roth’s version of “Just a Gigolo” for the Bob and Tom Show. It was about getting stuck in the heavy traffic on the way to the Indianapolis 500. The song appeared on Bob and Tom’s first charity project, “Bob and Tom’s White Album“. From that point forward, the song became a staple in the Indianapolis region during the month of May. I still recall driving to the race one morning and hearing the song on the radio while I looked around at other drivers singing along with my song. A great memory for me.
It's Roundball time!!!!!
The gents from San Antonio are looking like shit. The Celts might go down in four, which would make me cry damn it.
Any other important sports news? I really wanted the Spurs to bust a move on Kobe's ass..a nice flagrant foul that took him out of the playoffs..sigh.
Why can't we be friends?
War's Why can't we be friends?
The color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as we can live in harmony
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
I'd kinda like to be the President
so I can show you how your money's spent
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
Why can't we be friends?
When your MLB hometeam sucks ...
How do you handle it? Do you ignore the fact that a bunch of elderly men with walkers could beat them?
When friends bring up how lousy they are, do you just sling a nasty retort their way or beat the living shit out of them?
When they are on, do you sit and silently watch them suck or do you get drunk and scream obscenities at the tv?
These are burning issues for me. My team can't find their collective ass with both hands. Its killing me. I might need to start medicating myself before and after each game.
Feds refile indictment against Bonds...
Surely Barroid didn't think they were going to forget about him? From a yahoo writeup:
Federal prosecutors have unveiled a revamped indictment against Barry Bonds, but the career home run leader's lawyers say nothing has changed.
"Barry Bonds is innocent," the player's lead attorney, Allen Ruby, said after his client was once again charged with lying to a grand jury and hampering the federal government's doping investigation.
Bonds originally was indicted in November by a federal grand jury on four counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice.
On Tuesday, a grand jury handed up a superseding indictment charging him with 14 counts of making false declarations to a grand jury in 2003 and one count of obstruction of justice. No new lies were alleged.
The feds, being morons themselves, fucked up the original filing. Figures..
From our WTF department...
HOUSTON (Reuters) - Authorities in Texas have filed corpse-abuse charges against two men who allegedly removed a skull from a grave and used it as a bong.
The Harris County District Attorney's Office confirmed on Thursday that misdemeanor abuse of corpse charges have been filed in the case.
One of the men allegedly told police they dug up a grave in an abandoned cemetery in the woods, removed a head from a body and smoked marijuana using the skull as a bong.
Police found the cemetery and a grave that had been disturbed but are still investigating the rest of the story, officials said.
You can buy a friggin skull bong online...just saying..Gator football player busted using dead woman's credit card.
It was not immediately clear how Hornsby got the card. Johnson declined to comment on the specifics of the case, but said they would cooperate with authorities.
All I can do is just shake my head over this.
Put that on the internet and I will call my lawyer!
Fuck me running...this guy got highly peeved at having his picture taken whilst yelling at a homeless guy (click for LARGER). Since the link to the original post is bad, let me reprint it's sugary goodness:
This guy was on the corner of Stockton and Columbus in San Francisco yelling at a homeless man. Anger, conflict, drama — sounds like a great shot to me. I crossed the street but was unable to get anything interesting, since I only had my 50mm lens on the camera and I was just too far away.
However, Mr. Angry Overreaction Man decided that he now had a problem with me. He confronted me, demanding my camera. Of course, I refused. He got in my face and started threatening me, telling me that I cannot take his photo without his permission. I told him that yes, in fact, I can. He then walked up and bumped into me, trying to act tough. I told him that one more touch and I would call the police.
Of course, he didn't like that very much, and at that point told me that if I put his picture on the internet, he would call his laywer. I assured him that his photo would be on the internet, and he then walked up and grabbed my camera lens. Well, that's just not something that I will put up with, so I pulled the camera away from him and reached for my phone and started dialing. Once he saw that he turned away, still yelling threats, and continued on his way.
I felt bad for his daughter, who was with him, because she was obviously embarrassed by his antics and kept pleading with him to stop. I have a great shot showing her looking up as if saying "Oh boy, here he goes again". But I'm not going to post that one, as she was not acting like an idiot and I don't want to embarrass her. Mr. Angry Overreaction Man seems to do enough of that.
So, Mr. Angry Overreaction Man, your photo is now on the internet. Call your lawyer. Tell him somebody on a public sidewalk took your photo while you were on a public sidewalk. Then tell him you physically assaulted the photographer. See what he says.
I was more than willing to oblige SteveO's request to send it around the internets. ;)
Rick is steaming!!! And other highlights..
Clip from a lifelong Cards fan, and reader of my tripe, Bruce. ;)
Next one from B a well...a kick save..hot damn!
The Daily Coyote.
Charlie is a coyote. His parents were killed (coyotes are hated by farmers and ranchers) and his siblings didn't survive. He came into her life at the age of 10 days. Shreve blogs about life and Charlie at The Daily Coyote. Below is one of her short videos, and she has plenty of wonderful photos of Wyoming and their life up at her blog linked above.
Baseball high/low lights..
Buzzie passes..
The Padres mourn the loss of the club's first President, Emil Joseph "Buzzie" Bavasi, who passed away on Thursday at the age of 93 in San Diego. Bavasi joined C. Arnholt Smith's effort to bring a National League franchise to San Diego in 1967 and, after securing a team, served as the Padres first president from the club's inception through 1977. He was inducted into the San Diego Padres Hall of Fame in 2001 and the Breitbard Hall of Fame at the San Diego Hall of Champions in 2007.
"Buzzie was a giant in Padres Baseball history," said President and Chief Operating Officer Dick Freeman. "His presence in the original Padres ownership and management group was the determining factor in San Diego being awarded a National League franchise. He was a great baseball man. I will always remember him for his unwavering support and his great sense of humor. He was a superb storyteller. I will miss him greatly."
As for Fox Fantasy Sports..you worthless sumbitches can kiss my hairy ass. Fuck you..twice even. What do you get when you let MicroSoft manage your website?? A clusterfuck of mythic proportion!
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- The Phoenix lands on Mars today.
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- Mothers day you say? We deserve a whole fucking year!
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- Put that on the internet and I will call my lawyer!
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